's definitions

Umayeer

Umayeer is the most epic person ever! He is a leader. He is really cool. People love Umayeer because he's smart. He always does the right thing.

Umayeer also has a big d#ck.

Girls: Omg! Look! Its Umayeer!
Umayeer: Hey!
Girls: Here's my number!
Umayeer: I ONLY SIMP FOR VALORANT E-GIRLS!

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Swift

Being gentle with someone you aproach

Dawg be SWIFT when you talk to her

by anonymous November 4, 2020

caiafa

Caifas are nice people who are usually extremely intelligent and quick witted but only on weekdays. On weekends they will be very stupid and not think before they speak.

Caiafa on Monday: I made a 100 on my midterm exams in math but I think I could have done better.

Caiafa on saturday: i have a wart on my left ass cheek.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

spv

spv stands for "Stank Pussy Vibes"

ew you think everyone wants your ugly ass old ass baby daddy? no girl🤢 but then you continue ti hit up someones baby daddy 🤢 im getting spv from you❤️

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Trick Roll

you think you're being rick rolled but end up seeing something else. (the opposite of a rickroll)

I just got trick rolled on tik tok

by anonymous November 4, 2020

May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

by anonymous November 4, 2020

plasma shit

plasma shit, a way to describe someone that’s too elite for normal descriptions

“that’s some crazy plasma shit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2020