's definitions

Samuel

A literal god. Has a big penis. It is a ten-inch destroyer that can destroy the entire world in a matter of seconds. Your opinion doesn't matter because you don't have one, only Sam does. He knows all.

Nobody can be Samuel, except for Samuel. He was born a god.

by anonymous December 12, 2019

richard

some fat nonce sitting in a room or your da's garage looking a kiddies from his 6ix9ine brand computer. he is also known for smelling and tasting his own dick cheese.

e.g: "eww your da's well weird innit you fat cunt. he's probably called richard innit."

by anonymous December 14, 2019

corey

has a massive fuck off gap filled with his dads nob chees left overs or bong juice freshly smoked by his dads right nutt. he is known for being in a chavy gang and brandishing a fresh whip known as a razor scooter he found in a skip. he smells of piss and probably got 360 bum raped by a guy call bob and his stanky dog.

e.g: "wow i bet he got raped by a gang dog and got fuckyeddd by jack garity hoohoo, his name is corey innit dickmuncher noger cunty fuck"

by anonymous December 14, 2019

jayden

looks like a dicky succy monkey and squirts anal fluid on a revarns nostril, like taking poo to the mouth and gives a good succ to a niggafied dog

e.g: "geh cunt twatter jayden innit"

by anonymous December 14, 2019

cockerpoo

when you or your fat fucking grandad go out to a farmers land and steal a big boi chicken. one of you then proceed to shove a broken lightbulb up its fat tender looking ass. it then squeels loudly whilsts rapping drip to hard to stay calm. you them boot the bulb so far up its ass that its bum spews shit and blood then dies. uttering the final words "fucky shit cunt mega slag stanking gerto bender shit cock succer yeet"

"yo yo, mans about to nick a chicken and pull off a cockerpoo innit, come or ill chef you nazi grandmother"

by anonymous December 15, 2019

world war 2

the biggest firework concert ever thrown around the world than was hosted by the best call of duty player who has a K/D of 6,000,000 to 1. this concert lasted 4 years and ended in england.

are you dumb you fucking queef head you look like a star nosed role mat innit fat fucking eggplant cunt, world war 2 was the best concert ever you fat uncle raping diccy liccy pokermone

by anonymous December 15, 2019

chav

usually some fucking stinky 13 - 17 year olds that sit in alley ways and smoke dat weed innit. they also are known for drinking 35p energy drinks and they are set with a specific uniform that includes: an addidas tracksuit and jacket, nike cap and a pouch. in this pouch they store their essentials which are, quidz, weed and most importantly a rusty piece of shit they found in their stanky da's shed called a shank

bruv your mum gae and you fucken stanky go away you chav fetus cunt

by anonymous December 15, 2019