Jake Gottesman

The speed of a cheetah.

The strength of a silverback gorilla.

The passion of a French poet.

The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.

The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.
by February 24, 2022
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ahmed

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awadh “ahmed u r so shit at the game
ahmed “😂come on lets 1v1”
awadh “ok ill clap ur chicks”
ahmed “mutes mic”
started fighting
ahmed “easy 10-0 😆 “
awadh “sjaweza kucheza fizuti matomelo yangu

yalikua yana washa”
romeo “you (awadh) just go buliiiiiieed”
Ahmed “🦁”
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Sobbing over slow burn fan fictions.
“I’m pobbing over this stupid fan fiction why can’t they just get together already.”
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Panashe

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Panashe is the cutest girlfriend ever. She is ever smiling and beautiful although sometimes rude.
Meet the gorgeous lady Panashe
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Ivie

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Damn ivie soooo sooooo beautiful
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Barthe

A cute girl. She likes to party and is Sometimes a little crazy
She is so Barthe
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The most unique surname by far. People with the surname Dada Mia are very hard working and intelligent people who think out of the box and always strive for success. They are really funny and have a great sense of humor
Wow look they're so intelligent. They must be a Dada Mia
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