web shy

Unwillingness to expose one's thoughts, feelings or identity on the web, knowing that doing so means freaknobs from Baton Rouge to Bangladesh will know everything about you.
"Jeez, Paul--you need to get with it! You should create your own web site, post your picture, do some blogging about your beliefs, and generally trumpet yourself and your innermost thoughts via that there Internet."

"You kidding me? I am waaaaaaaay too web shy for any of that!"
by Bigtexxx April 16, 2008
mugGet the web shymug.

bogart

(slang verb) To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.
"Don't bogart that blunt man, pass that over here!"
by Endymion Chiba September 11, 2003
mugGet the bogartmug.

Textual Relations

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.
My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!
by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008
mugGet the Textual Relationsmug.

dfl

dead fuckin last. as in a sporting event or race. or anything else you can get last in.
Frank just got a DFL at the race.
by francisco December 08, 2003
mugGet the dflmug.

Shralp

To "rip," "shred," or "tear" something up. As in skateboarding or doing very good at something.
He shralped up the bowl with his awesome moves.
by cob February 02, 2004
mugGet the Shralpmug.

IRS

Income Removal System
The IRS folks tried to jack 5 grand off my bank account
by lunar shadows September 19, 2004
mugGet the IRSmug.