An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.
A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
by SmooveD February 27, 2011
by N.T.T November 24, 2009
by Shuichi April 27, 2004
That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
by stupidass January 16, 2006
I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.
by Splinter disciple November 23, 2015
Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."
by faildude924 October 21, 2009