256 definitions by ian
A stunning example of the female species, an attractive lady, a girl who will turn heads. Derived from the verb "saddle".
by ian July 18, 2003
Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."
Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
by ian March 8, 2005
Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
by ian January 21, 2004
Fat Upper Pussy, denotes the large roll of flesh directly above the vaginal opening on a large woman.
by ian March 17, 2005
by ian February 3, 2005
Navy Issue Ass
This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.
The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.
This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.
The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.
"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"
"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."
"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."
"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."
"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."
by ian November 17, 2005
One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.
The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.
by ian December 7, 2004