5 definitions by bácón

Walmart bathroom

The worst bathroom experience in the world. Anytime you use the bathroom at WalMart, some fat guy plops down in the adjacent stall and proceeds to empty his bowels as loudly as possible, all while breathing heavily

Oh man I'm about to shit my pants!

Well just use the restroom here!

No way, man, this is a Walmart bathroom. Anytime I'm in there some 300 pound guy in a Mountain Dew shirt comes in and blows it up

by bácón November 21, 2021

ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 3, 2022

Bugger King

A fast food chain where you can get fucked in the ass while enjoying a flamebroiled burger

Have you checked out Bugger King? You can get meat in both holes there!

by bácón January 17, 2022

pink toothbrush

When a man puts toothpaste on his dick and uses it to brush another person's teeth

My girlfriend stayed the night but forgot her toothbrush. I told her don't worry, she can use my pink toothbrush

by bácón December 26, 2020

Jacquing off

The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country

"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"

by bácón March 22, 2022