4 definitions by afinesux

n. A theory, created by several residents of Boozemont, which states that every time a joke is killed, the loss of a man's virginity is prolonged for another ten years.
"Don't worry, bro. As long as you're not a brown-nosing son of a bitch, you can't commence the A-Fine Theory."
by afinesux May 24, 2008
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v. To over-emote laughter through pantning, groaning, screaming, sexually questionable hand gestures, and grunting.

n. A joke that has been killed.

"Bro, that joke wasn't even funny, so don't A-Fine over it."

"Yeah, that joke was mad funny, but now it's an A-Fine."
by afinesux June 10, 2008
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v. To fucking kill a conversation, joke, or situation with sexually questionable behavior, lame input, or Tourettes Guy quotes.

n. A faggot, who aims to climb the social ladder of High School through hanging with kids, who are completely out of his league, listening to Wu-Tang, when he'd much rather be listening to some other queer band like Boys Like Girls a.k.a. The Knights Of Faggotry, and sticking it up the butt with his teachers so that he gets good grades.
"Shit, I just A-Fined! I'd better grab my jar of pennies and leave before I kill more jokes!"

"Bro, are you kidding me? You got kicked of the baseball team's bus for killing jokes? You are such an A-Fine!"
by afinesux May 19, 2008
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v. To fucking kill a conversation, joke, or situation with sexually questionable behavior, lame input, or Tourettes Guy quotes.

n. A faggot, who aims to climb the social ladder of High School through hanging with kids, who are completely out of his league, listening to Wu-Tang, when he'd much rather be listening to some other queer band like Boys Like Girls a.k.a. The Knights Of Faggotry, and sticking it up the butt with his teachers so that he gets good grades.
"Shit, I just A-Fined! I'd better grab my jar of pennies and leave before I kill more jokes!"

"Bro, are you kidding me? You got kicked off of the baseball team's bus for killing jokes? You are such an A-Fine!"
by afinesux June 11, 2008
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