157 definitions by Simon
A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
by Simon December 5, 2003
by Simon April 15, 2003
1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"
by Simon November 14, 2004
by Simon February 1, 2005
a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!
by Simon December 13, 2004
The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things
Ex.
Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
by Simon November 2, 2003