17 definitions by Matt_The_Anime_Man
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021
Danny: Hey Pedro, how about we go to the bar and get swigged?
Pedro: Hell yes! I wouldn't mind a good Rob Roy. Let's ask Mike if he wants to drink?
Danny: Hey Mike, wanna go to the bar and get swigged?
Mike: Nah man, I don't drink alcohol.
Danny: This you're not a man!
Mike: Hey! Not funny!
Danny: If you take just one swig, I will give you $5 to play at the arcade.
Mike: Alright, fine. I'll take a sip, and if I like it, I'll drink more!
Pedro: Hell yes! I wouldn't mind a good Rob Roy. Let's ask Mike if he wants to drink?
Danny: Hey Mike, wanna go to the bar and get swigged?
Mike: Nah man, I don't drink alcohol.
Danny: This you're not a man!
Mike: Hey! Not funny!
Danny: If you take just one swig, I will give you $5 to play at the arcade.
Mike: Alright, fine. I'll take a sip, and if I like it, I'll drink more!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 12, 2020
Maddie: Hi Freddy, are you ready for the sleepdate tonight?
Freddy: Hell yeah I am!
Freddy's mom: You two have fun, don't do anything illegal!
Freddy: Okay mom, I'll stay safe!
Maddie: Yay, I'm glad to let my boy sleep in!
Freddy: Maddie, you're my unicorn who makes my heart melt.
Maddie: Awwwwww, cutie. *passionately kisses him*
Freddy: Hell yeah I am!
Freddy's mom: You two have fun, don't do anything illegal!
Freddy: Okay mom, I'll stay safe!
Maddie: Yay, I'm glad to let my boy sleep in!
Freddy: Maddie, you're my unicorn who makes my heart melt.
Maddie: Awwwwww, cutie. *passionately kisses him*
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 25, 2020
Mark: Recently, me and my anime-obsessed girlfriend, who is a really sweet girl with a perverted heart, have done a 3D hentai. We need someone to rotoscope the tape and it will be carefully locked within the depths of my box of secrets!
Bill: That's pretty sick, man. Reenacting a Japanese adult cartoon would be neat!
Mark: You said it, boss!
Bill: That's pretty sick, man. Reenacting a Japanese adult cartoon would be neat!
Mark: You said it, boss!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 10, 2020
Scenario 1
Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.
Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!
Scenario 2
Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.
Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.
Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!
Scenario 2
Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.
Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 8, 2021
A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.
Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020