11 definitions by Kum-Twat
by Kum-Twat March 15, 2012
{Gym}
Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?
Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}
Jew: D:
Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?
Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}
Jew: D:
by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013
by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013
Yeah, that chick from the club was like a dollar store razor. Disposable. Tomorrow I'll just get her sister.
by Kum-Twat November 8, 2013
John: Here about Mike?
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
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Bob: I miss Mike.
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
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Bob: I miss Mike.
by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013
by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013
The act of Goodwill is stepping up and beyond the call of duty, by letting the hooker keep both the change and your sperm on a cold winter's day.
Man: You know what. You an ugly bitch and you look cold. Tell you what, you can keep the change and the baby gravy.
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!
by Kum-Twat October 3, 2013