6 definitions by Jennysayspenis
Person 1; "Hey man, did you hear about jules? He's dating guys now." Person 2; "Wow, i wouldn't have thought he'd turn out to be a bala."
by Jennysayspenis April 10, 2011
person 1: "Did you fart?" person 2: "Why?"
person 1: "I think i need a gas mask, i could cut the air like cake!!!"
person 2: "Ha ha ha... shit mist!"
person 1: "I think i need a gas mask, i could cut the air like cake!!!"
person 2: "Ha ha ha... shit mist!"
by Jennysayspenis June 20, 2011
by Jennysayspenis April 7, 2011
person 1: "Did you see that tv show bones last night? That asian actress really has some bad tranny angles!"
person 2: "Yeah, she kinda looks like a dude but i'd still give her a poke."
person 2: "Yeah, she kinda looks like a dude but i'd still give her a poke."
by Jennysayspenis June 20, 2011
1:A generally annoying, rude or lazy person 2: A socially acceptable way to insult childen in public
Mother : " hey josie can you hand me the remote?" Child: "no, get it yourself!" Mother: "you know josie, you can be a real a poo bag sometimes."
by Jennysayspenis June 20, 2011
Splailing: The act of flailing wildly while vomiting and failing horribly to maintain any shred of dignity.
Person 1: "Did you see what Gill did in the womens bathroom at the club last night?" Person 2: "Yeah, she made a huge mess! That woman can really splail a fuck load when she's had too much to drink."
by Jennysayspenis June 20, 2011