4 definitions by GoCtotheB

The Terrible Poos

Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.

Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.

I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!

by GoCtotheB January 27, 2017

Phunged up

The crazy long spiked hair that occurs when Covid long hair is freed from being trapped in a hat / toque all day! Made popular by Canadian TV star - Andrew Phung

Whoa dude, your hair is absolutely Phunged Up! Vanilla Ice has nothing on you.

by GoCtotheB January 8, 2021

Glare Ice

Icy road conditions that even farm boys are scared to drive on.

"That Dolan boy won't come to work when there is glare ice on the roads"

by GoCtotheB December 29, 2011

Cornfusion

the state of being bewildered or unclear in one's mind about where the corn in your crap originated

Halfway through his morning shower, Mark finally remembered where the corn in his poop was from. His cornfusion was at an end.

by GoCtotheB June 10, 2015