10 definitions by DoctorThrottle
A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.
See bitch.
See bitch.
I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.
by DoctorThrottle April 29, 2004
by DoctorThrottle April 29, 2004
A toymaking genius. Marx started his career in the Army during WWI, then left the military to make the world's best toys. From the early 30's to the mid 70's, Marx cranked out model trains, windup animals, and plastic dinosaurs ad infinitum.
His most famous quote is, "There is no reason for even the cheapest toys to be of poor quality."
The world needs another man like him.
His most famous quote is, "There is no reason for even the cheapest toys to be of poor quality."
The world needs another man like him.
My brand new $500 Lionel locomotive broke after a month, but my 50 year old Marx still runs perfectly.
by DoctorThrottle May 12, 2004
1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004
1)A term usually assigned to mid-sizd, American cars produced in the mid 60's to mid 70's with oversized engines and light chassis.
2) Any rear-whel drive car made to go fast.
2) Any rear-whel drive car made to go fast.
1) This hemi roadrunner is a classic example of a muscle car.
2) My big block Chevette can really fuck up some import crap!!
2) My big block Chevette can really fuck up some import crap!!
by DoctorThrottle April 29, 2004
An oversized, noisy, performance-robbing (that's right, Ricer !) muffler found on otherwise stock import vehicles.
See Fart Can, shithead
See Fart Can, shithead
by DoctorThrottle April 27, 2004
1) Smoking the tires of one's car; either to heat up the tires for added stickiness, or to impress the MILFs at the DQ in your swanky suburb.
2) They guy you used to see stoned and tripping in high school, every day, that 10 years later is sitting in his parent's basement playing Final Fantasy, every day.
2) They guy you used to see stoned and tripping in high school, every day, that 10 years later is sitting in his parent's basement playing Final Fantasy, every day.
1) I did such a smoky burnout in the Galaxie, I completely lost sight of that Ricer sitting behind me!
2) Dude, I'm too stoned to work. Mom, can you make me a sandwich?
2) Dude, I'm too stoned to work. Mom, can you make me a sandwich?
by DoctorThrottle April 29, 2004