2 definitions by CaffeineNicotine

Logger

An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.

After I released the logger into the toilet, I bled out of my anus.

by CaffeineNicotine July 1, 2003

konami

Major compnay involved in the video game business. Konami has made many classics such as Metal Gear, Castlevania, Life Force, Gradius, and Contra. Some of their more recent work is Zone of Enders : 2nd Runner, Silent Hill 3, and Metal Gear Solid 2 : Substance.

Konami is better at making video games than Capcom and Electronic Arts.

by CaffeineNicotine September 18, 2003