check yourself before you shrek yourself 

Stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter Shreks swamp.

Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate.
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself

check yourself before you shrek yourself by emojibitch August 5, 2014

Cause you touch yourself at night... 

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

Cause you touch yourself at night... by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

Check yourself before you wreck yourself 

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

Check yourself before you wreck yourself by GSDubs October 13, 2009

because you touch yourself at night 

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

because you touch yourself at night by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

You played yourself 

When you set yourself up to fail.

A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

You played yourself by TheCannon124 September 5, 2016

congratulations you played yourself 

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

congratulations you played yourself by Gerrison November 27, 2016

Because you touch yourself at night! 

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

Because you touch yourself at night! by AndyAML July 30, 2003