Are You Writing a Book? 

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

Are You Writing a Book? by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

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Kept you waiting huh? 

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

Kept you waiting huh? by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

Kept you waiting, huh? 

Snake is keeping you waiting, huh? You can't wait any longer. But he continues to keep you waiting, huh?

Where's Snake? I don't know. Probably kept you waiting, huh?

Kept you waiting, huh? by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020

What are you waiting for, Christmas? 

A quote from Duke Nukem 3D if you do nothing at all.

Player: * does nothing *
Duke: What are you waiting for, Christmas?

What are you waiting for, Christmas? by Roozy1999 September 5, 2018

What are you waiting for, Christmas? 

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

What are you waiting for, Christmas? by anonymous November 25, 2004

Sorry to keep you waiting 

Phrase used by the supreme leader, the one and only Mr D. Often used when the mentioned above arrives anywhere late.

Hello everyone! Sorry to keep you waiting.

Sorry to keep you waiting by N1993RS February 17, 2025