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Take You There 

A vague and empty promise rappers make in their music. It is sometimes presumed to mean a rapper is implying his affluence and ability to give a woman the high life. It in fact however simply means "Take you to orgasm."
It is particularly annoying because it has been copied and stolen by several artists, ruining the originality of it. In fact, for some unknown reason, women find this ambiguous phrase sensual and feel a strong desire to be "taken there" by whatever bullshit artist is uttering the phrase. Thinking it is some romantic experience he speaks of, when in reality it is simply expression of a typical rapper intent to fuck a woman tonight and never see her again.
Cedric: "Baby Ima take you there!"
Laquita: "Oh yeah Cedric, take me there! You're so romantic!"
Cedric: "Okay, by 'there' I mean 'my mom's room while she's at work."
Laquita: "okay..."
Cedric: "And by "take you" I mean have meaningless sex with you the same day I met you, but if you're a bitch I'll never talk to you again."
Laquita: "Oh Cedric, you're just the kind of man fairy tales are made of..."
Take You There by BennyDawg January 19, 2009
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see you there 

Looking forward to it... see you there c u t
see you there by Glowatts March 26, 2017

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

1. A name for paying a prostitute
2. Leslo (Lesley)
3. A really bad book that no one reads but makes fun of the title
4. An excellent way to start a conversation
1. "Dude! I just spent all my money on drugs and I still have to are you there God it's me, Margaret?!"

2. "That's a beast!"
"No, its are you there God, it's me Margaret"
"Yeah, same thing"

3. "My teacher asked me if I had any questions and I said are you there God? it's me, Margaret"

4. "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret"
"Ooh, wanna come home with me tonight?"

I can't help you there 

When your gay friend asks for a hand job.
Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. 

1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume
1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."

Kill you there 

It’s a word commonly used by Nigerians when they try to insult a pal jokingly on social media.

It is also used to avert Billings from girls
Speaker A: Come and buy shawarma for me, John
Speaker B: Shawarma kill you there
Kill you there by Sawxdick January 3, 2020