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the yamakah condition 

Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?

Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.

Guy 1: Oh.
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Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke) 

When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.
Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!

Hip-hop Yamaka 

A ski cap rolled up so it just stays on your head. It looks like you're wearing a large barely unrolled condom with-out a tip.
Many of the henchmen in the old Batman series wore Hip-hop Yamakas
Hip-hop Yamaka by Babarakus April 11, 2011

Yamakashi 

Japanese version of freerunning/le parkour
this is where they climb/jumpoff/swing/run on/run off
buildings/cars/fences/monuments/lampposts/mailboxes
"omg, where did he come from? did he fell from the sky?"
"No, he jumped from that roof behind us, he's practising Yamakashi"
Yamakashi by Schaap August 31, 2005

Yamakasi 

the original French founders of parkour
I just spent three weeks training with the Yamakasi... they kick ass
Yamakasi by cornmonster July 4, 2010
a Traditional cap worn by Jewish people.
hey atomic , whats that yamaka doing on your head, your not jewish.
Yamaka by atømic October 6, 2006

yamaka bomb 

to use a small jewish hat as a weapon
woah. dont kill me with that yamaka bomb
yamaka bomb by but.t July 24, 2011