Jason Wyer
Jason Wyer by Beeth:D November 30, 2011
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Wyerdie
The shortest person you will ever meet. If you see a Wyerdie, don't be fooled by her height because she can be as violent as she wants to. When encountered, a wild Wyerdie will try to hit you with anything that she has, so make sure to be prepared. As her name suggests, she is very weird and performs tremendously weird actions.
The reason she is so short is because she sleeps at 3 in the morning every day and can't bother to keep herself awake for the entirety of school. For those of you who didn't know, not enough sleep means not enough height.
Although a Wyerdie will try all she can to kill you, there are methods to defending back. If you have a jacket, you can trap her with it and she will retreat. If you don't, you can just steal her jacket and she will focus on retrieving it because her life depends on it. She also despises having a lunchbox on top of her head, so that might work just as well.
The reason she is so short is because she sleeps at 3 in the morning every day and can't bother to keep herself awake for the entirety of school. For those of you who didn't know, not enough sleep means not enough height.
Although a Wyerdie will try all she can to kill you, there are methods to defending back. If you have a jacket, you can trap her with it and she will retreat. If you don't, you can just steal her jacket and she will focus on retrieving it because her life depends on it. She also despises having a lunchbox on top of her head, so that might work just as well.
Person 1: Wow, who is that? She's so short!
Person 2: Oh, that's Wyerdie.
Wyerdie (in really high pitched and squeaky voice): Hihihihi!!!
*Person 1 and Person 2 laugh, Wyerdie is confused*
Person 2: Oh, that's Wyerdie.
Wyerdie (in really high pitched and squeaky voice): Hihihihi!!!
*Person 1 and Person 2 laugh, Wyerdie is confused*
Wyerdie by wen is the weirdest & shortest March 6, 2022
Wyerdie
The absolute WEIRDEST person ever. She, not only weird, is also very short. This is because she is 4'8". Wyerdie, not only short and weird, is such a weird and short person. (hi wyerdie :))
Wyerdie by wyrdie_is_very_weird_ February 9, 2022