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Mouth Wrestled 

I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.

As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.

I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.

Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
Mouth Wrestled by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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I wrestled a bear once 

An amazing Grindcore band from Shreveport, Louisiana who's singer is a girl :D
i love i wrestled a bear once
I wrestled a bear once by jk124 October 8, 2008

I wrestled a bear once 

A shitty ass bad from Kentucky or Tennessee or something, whose vocalist is female, and has really bad exhales.
Failcore I wrestled a bear once

Wrestler Rough 

When one accidentally exerts too much force on an object resulting in its inevitable fracture.

-Not knowing ones strength.
I got wrestler rough and broke a bunch of stuff.

-Usually occurs when one is drunk or just too excited/mad.
Wrestler Rough by TorpedoJones91 February 25, 2014

dick wrestle 

Similar to thumb wrestling however both contestants use their penis to settle a debate.
I dick wrestled Jeremy for the last slice of pizza.
dick wrestle by IconicOutlaw March 12, 2014

wrestlehoe 

A fake wrestling fan that watched wrestling due to Total Divas and mostly cares about the divas division, liking male wrestlers based on their looks and have extremely stubborn opinions towards wrestling. Basically a fangirl, but more extreme of one; so you call them "wrestlehoes"
"Just shut up, you're a wrestlehoe, the worst type of a wrestling fan."
wrestlehoe by @HomeOfWwe on IG October 15, 2015

Turkish Arm-Wrestle 

When you prove your self to be bad ass.
Oh damn... Jimmy Just killed a man with his fist and the man had a gun.
Jimmy is quite the badass he won the Turkish Arm-Wrestle