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Vaguinness Book of World Records 

A reference book published annually, listing world records both of human vaginal achievement and the extremes of all things related to vaginal sex and people who most exemplify the colloquial definition of being a “pussy”.
Marisa’s pussy was so snappin’ that she made it into the Vaguinness Book of World Records.
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Genesis World Records 

A retarded misspelling or mispronunciation of Guinness World Records said by Danno Draws
Genesis World Records is purging YouTubers
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Guinness Book of World Records 

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

World Record Egg 

The egg that went viral and beat Kylie Jenner for most liked Instagram post which was 18 million likes in mid-January 2019.
Person 1: Have you seen the world record egg post?
Person 2: Of course! Who hasn't?!
World Record Egg by frommygreen1 January 14, 2019

Guinness World Record 

Drinking so much Guinness beer that you are hypothetically in the running for a world record.
Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.

Paul: For his really long fingernails?

Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.

World Record Egg 

“World Record Egg” An very special egg in many peoples hearts. It has out beat the home girl Kylie Jenner in likes on Instagram. Plus it’s actually a really good looking egg if I’m being honest
Kylie Jenner: I have the most likes on Instagram!
World Record Egg: Weird Flex but ok
Kylie Jenner: ...

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

this means I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.
I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

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