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Wootlock 

An annoying and often talentless player on MMO/MOBA games.
Did you see him die for the fifth time? What a dumb wootlock!
Wootlock by l0lumad November 10, 2014

The Woodford

A cult photo pose resembling a catalogue stance from the likes of Littlewoods. To acheive the stance, the poser stands upright with one foot forward with cocked knee, the other leg straight, and places one hand on hip and the on forehead as if to shield eyes from sun. Facial expression should be steely and intense, and eyes must be gazing into the distance. This move started after a young advertising executive in London, with the last name Woodford, struck the pose and it was immortalised on camera. It has since been emulated the world over. It has been referred to as 'the new planking' but those who perform The Woodford claim it is much cooler.
Wanting to impress friends when a photo is being taken at a crowded bar, Ben struck The Woodford, much to the joy if onlookers.
A term for a gay Canadian male. Wootooms generally love playing pork swords and tummy sticks, spend a lot of time on internet chat boards, and get constantly owned. Wootoom's have been known to buy sports cars to make up for their small penis.
Wootoom is so geigh. That Wootoom needs to get a life. Wootoom will kill you if you are not careful. Wootoom loves to suck dick.
to thoroughly rub a tummy. the word orgintates from canada
Tina: bob sure gave me a good woofoo
or
Jill: i got woofoed good the other day
Woofoo by Garrett Ward January 7, 2005
A means by which to measure woot. A unit of meausure for woot. A woot criterion. Can refer to either an action or noun.
Dave: Man, that was an uber pwnage game of scrabble.

Tom: Yea, I'd give that about 2 1/2 wootrons!
wootron by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006

wootworthy 

Adjective. Something which warrants the use of the phrase woot.
Screenname1: woot!
Screenname2: What is wootworthy today?
Screenname1: I finally got over my Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia!
wootworthy by A fish named Joe March 7, 2010