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i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted 

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job
Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

you wouldnt do it

A phrase made popular in the western suburbs of Melbourne, Australia around late 2005-2006. Used push someone into doing something silly, occasionally when they are drunk.
Person 1: "I cant do it boys i just cant"
Person 2: "you wouldnt do it"
person 1 does it.

you wouldnt like 

To not under any circumstances want to have any kind of sexual contact with people who are ugo's/ugly/unattractive
Dale says to Ellis

Dale "You know Rick Waller... would you?"

Ellis "You wouldnt like"

Ellis "Would you Jackie Stallone?"

Dale "You wouldnt like"

you wouldnt get this from any other guy 

iiiiii just wanna tell you how im feeling
you wouldnt get this from any other guy lol

beer bellied woodnt pecker 

A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.
Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026