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Cypress Woods High School 

Cypress woods high school is located in cypress texas home of the wildcats. even though their football team sucks their academics dont. it is over poplauted with snotty rich white kids divided two ways. either way to good to talk to you or wants believe they were born in the ghetto. they are also over populated with the gay community. the school does have the most team spirit in everything they do.
Cypress woods high school is the type of place to be walking with your dyed blonde hair friend while listening to rap music and you look to see “ghetto” girls pulling their weaves out.

briar woods high school 

a school in northern virginia where its std ratio is higher than the empire state building.
if u wanna get genital herpes, visit briar woods high school for one day.

hare-wood high-five 

This is when two guys fuck 1 bitch at the same time , 1 in the ass and the guy gets a blowjob. Then they high-Five each other!
Me and john gave sperm belly shelly a hare-wood high-five last nite.
hare-wood high-five by Jweed January 12, 2008

Briar Woods High School 

False... briar woods hasn’t had a high STD rate since 2008. It’s fucking 2018. A lot can change in 10 years. Briar is a good school, with educated teachers. Yes, half our school is douchey rich bitches but we are NOT hoes. If you wanna find hoes... hit up Stone Bridge High School. Don’t hate on briar for our bad past. We have changed just like every other schools reputation. You want rich preppy, go to riverside. You want ghetto, go to broad run. Briar Woods is a well rounded school with a diverse range of students. We spread positivity & school spirit (even if we do loose every football game). We have some of the smartest kids in loudon county & the least amount of crime in any loudon county high school.
Briar woods High school is a LCPS with intelligent, bright kids.

“Damn briar has all the stds”

“Nah bruh That was 10 years ago, get over it. We are a good ass school now”

North Woods High School 

school full of hicks and shitty ass people they even have school shooter that romes the halls

willow wood junior high

A junior high school that has 7th and 8th graders. It’s also a one level school. (No second floor which is good!) The school is located in Tomball, Tx.
Marine: “Where are you going next year in junior high?
Zoe: “Willow Wood Junior High school.”
Marine: “Awesome!”

Wood oaks Jr. High 

THE worst school you could ever go to. Its full of Jews, and prude people. The dudes are all stupid and prude, and the girls are all normal- the only NORMAL thing about the school.

The assistant principal is the biggest asshole in the world, and one of the teachers was in a pron video -NO JOKE-
Jordan: "Dude your school sucks monkey balls!"

Nicole: "I know! I go to Wood Oaks Jr. High!"