Ed Witten 

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

Withie 

The act of taking a picture of yourself and at least one other person. Usually making a weird face and then posting it on a website such as Facebook, twitter, or instagram.

Girl 1: what are you doing?
Girl 2: taking a selfie
Girl 1: can I join?
Girl 2: ya we can make it a withie

Withie by Jackholejhole December 20, 2013

Ed Witten 

A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.

Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.

Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.

Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.

Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.

"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?

"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"

Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.

Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.

Ed Witten by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012

Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.

An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/

Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011

witt lowry 

A very unknown rapper, underrated, actually raps true stuff.
Recently got on the Radio, he'll be big one day.
Originally known as, "Witty"

Born on Connecticut,

real name, Mark Richard Jr.
Born February 28, 25 years old, Pisces.
Wish people knew him more.

"Witt Lowry is an amazing rapper, should be more known more than he is right now"

"I know."

witt lowry by AquaSkyes July 6, 2016

Ed Witten 

(i) According to Time Magazine (and Wikipedia) he's the greatest Physicist in the world at this point. Instrumental in developing string theory and known for his planet sized brain.

(ii) Synonym for a dumbass

Dude, how did you figure out how to get Christie's Number?

I asked Ed Witten, he figured it out.

Nice work Ed Witten! Now my car smells of ten day old guacamole and burritos.

Ed Witten by MixMasterMax June 17, 2012

Ed Witten 

Theoretical Physicist at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton. In 2004, Time magazine wrote that Witten was "generally considered the greatest theoretical physicist in the world."

Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.

He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.

Dang it! Even Ed Witten couldn't figure out how to use this remote control.

"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"

Ed Witten by Iknownothingabouteverything May 14, 2012