Wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

An expression you use after you prove that you are right. Or prove yourself to be an intellectual

I won the spelling be, I guess I’m wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

Wiser than the egg that rolled down the street by Nobody for the mirror January 10, 2021

Wiser spidey 

When you were the same spiderman shirt to a gym class for a long period of time so you resort to being a weaboo and planning your trip to Japan to gain friends that are just like you

Yesterday jake decided to become a wiser spidey and defected to japan, hake had no friends.

Wiser spidey by Cock monster 2000 June 15, 2017

There's wiser eating grass 

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.

There's wiser eating grass by Grass-eater August 26, 2022

non the wiser 

When sb is not in the known.

- I got sb to forge the paint and the buyers ar non the wiser.

non the wiser by Im anonymous:) February 4, 2022

None the Wiser 

The classic game of covert, brazen fapping in a relaxed hangout with two or more conscious and unsuspecting friends present. One is most successful under a blanket or snuggie, suppressing urges of heavy breathing, distinctive skin-clapping noises, and the desire to turn the pornhub mobile volume higher. The burden of proof rests with the masturbater (henceforth known as the fooler) in presenting a seawater scented tissue or pair of boxers upon completion. In coastal regions, where this smell is continually airborne, the fooler may show their freshly dripping partial to their peers to chalk up a win.

Tanio: "Ha! You guys are none the wiser! Get a whiff of this!"
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."

None the Wiser by Banandy June 18, 2014

jack wiser 

an absolute stud... has multiple girlfriends and gets mad guapo

damn, I wish I was Jack Wiser.

jack wiser by grrrrrrr burrrrr May 8, 2019

Butt Wiser 

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

Butt Wiser by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023