persian wifflebat

When a lady does a gentleman from behind with a strap-on. The rapid motion causes the testicles to smack against the penis, resembling a bat hitting balls.

"Hey Stumo, wanna persian wifflebat?"

"Naw, man i cant afford it, plus that shit hurts."

persian wifflebat by Class of '07 April 15, 2007

Xandir P. Wifflebottom 

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.

"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir P. Wifflebottom by TotalFandamonium August 7, 2010

wifflenacker 

An unpleasant person, who is either nasty, stupid, or both.

Collective noun: bunch

"He kept waffling on so much I missed lunch, what a wifflenacker."

"Almost ran me off the road, bloody wifflenacker."

wifflenacker by Weirdtree September 19, 2011

Flying Aunt Whifflebottome 

The Flying Aunt Whifflebottome is a sexual position in which two parties (Generally male, although females with strapons HAVE been known to preform this act as well) enter a third party through the rectum, using their genitalia, or artificial genitalia, while in some sort of open air environment (EX. While free falling, on a trampoline, or even during a simple jump). The two parties first mentioned enter together, and act as one unified organ, sliding in and out. Warning: This act is not to be preformed without some form of lubricant (Silicone lube will work, but K Lube is preferable).

"Last night Jacob and Evan gave me an Flying Aunt Whifflebottome. I won't be able to walk for a week!"

Flying Aunt Whifflebottome by Pimpernickle July 6, 2014

Wiffenated 

To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.

Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.

"Who am I working with this morning?"

-Mary.

"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"

Wiffenated by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.

That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.

wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

wiffleball 

the only, truly good substitution for baseball

sam plays wiffleball at pupque

wiffleball by Anonymous April 27, 2003