Jacob Whitesides 

Jacob is one of the 12 wonderful Magcon boys. Most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. Not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. Any girl would be lucky to have him.

"Do you see Jacob Whitesides up on stage right now?"

"Yes, he's perfect."

Jacob Whitesides by Linds131030 April 14, 2014

Jacob Whitesides 

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.

"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."

Jacob Whitesides by mrs. grier June 2, 2014

A Whiteside 

A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.

2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference

see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer

1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.

2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.

A Whiteside by Dr. MDW phd July 29, 2008

rich white kid 

A rich white kid typically refers to those individuals who maintain the following characteristics:

- Come from very high income parents, who have typically pampered them with luxuries their entire lives
- Will likely have never had a real job in life and likely won't until they're in their mid 20s
- Have their own cars, and sometimes motorbikes along with their cars - both of which are purchased by their parents
- Consider any money given to them to actually be theirs, resulting in a sense of ownership over that which their parents purchase for them, yet the sad fact is this sense of ownership is a pathetic attempt at the real thing

- Many can have deeply engrained pretentious attitudes - a sort of self entitlement that is so developed into the individual's character that they don't even realize what they're doing as anything other than... normal
- Have a sort of concept about the world where things are even expected to go in their favour, since it has their entire lives
- Spoilt rotten

Man those fucking kids that go to/live in _______, some of them are chill, but many of them have never had a job in their lives, yet are driving around daddy's lexus like it's their own.... i'd actually love to know what's going to happen to them when the financial plug is pulled and they get a taste of real life...goddamn rich white kids

rich white kid by JohnnyHowWasInIt November 17, 2010

eli whiteside 

The world's most loved sheep.
Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.

"Eli Whiteside is in the squat puttin' down the signs today."-Duane Kuiper.

eli whiteside by MrsWhiteside August 22, 2011

Will Whiteside 

Will Whiteside thinks he owns Australia yet he lives in the northern territory.

He reminds us of a crab and his dad is in a wheelchair

Girl 1: Is that Will Whiteside

Girl 2: OMG it is imma Kms

Will Whiteside is commonly known as crabfuck, and is a pro fighter
his favourite word is : Gooderer

Will Whiteside by Lebred April 8, 2021

white kid 

One of the most spoiled annoying objects ever made. Their parents are failures at being a parent and just buy them shit so the kids will stop bitching. They are spoiled to the bone and cannot tie their own shoes even. All day they only care about SWAG and what shirts they wear as well as number of followers on twitter and instagram. They usually only are able to get into college due to their parents wealth but return back home only to be a thorn in the asshole.

White kid: I have 33k followers on twitter I have more swag than you.
Hard working kid: Stfu, swag doesn't feed when you're older.

White kids: You chink speak some English and get some pussy.
Asian kid: Bitch you'll be the one making my sandwiches at subway when I grow wealthy and all your bitches flock to my arms.

white kid by wafflepop May 16, 2013