Whipped Creampie

A lot like a creampie. The tip of a can of whipped cream is inserted into a vagina and whipped cream is sprayed into the vagina. The women's partner then eats out the whipped cream.

Me and Michelle did our first whipped creampie together yesterday. We're both hipsters and creampies were getting too mainstream...

Whipped Creampie by michellesboyfriend October 31, 2012

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Whipped creampie

Similar to the creampie, (when you fuck a girls pussy and some cum leaks back out (very entertaining)) a whipped creampie is when you shoot whipped cream up a girls vagina and eat it when it comes back out. This can be done by licking the girls pussy or fingering the girl and then sucking it off your fingers. While the whipped cream is in the bitches pussy, you can fuck her and then if you cum, you can tell her that it is melted whipped cream if she gets freaked out. Then if you have whipped cream on your dick then it's all the more reason to get a killer blowjob.

1: dude, last night I gave Annika a whipped creampie.
2: Dude! Tell me more!
1: she orgasmed while I was licking it out.
2: did you fuck her while it was in?
1: Duh!!! What else would I have done?!?!
2: And... Did she give you a blowjob?
1: yes! It was the best fucking sex ever!

2: I can imagine!
The next day:
2: Honey! Why do we have no whipped cream left?
2's wife (Annika): I had fun last night and ate it all.

2: Damn I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Whipped creampie by anythingsexrelated July 8, 2014

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Whipped Creampie

After the creampie is finished, the guy sucks his cum out of the vagina and gargles it until the right consistency. Then when ready, spits it back at the vagina.

guy 1 "my gf made me o a Whipped Creampie yesterday"

guy 2 "eww dude wtf......how did it taste?"

guy 1 "kinda sweet and sour"

Whipped Creampie by popozion October 22, 2008

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Whipped Cream Pie

After jizzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his dick around in the jizz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.

The whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.

Whipped Cream Pie by theeurbandictionary June 10, 2010

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whipped cream pie

when you cum on a girls pussy then put whipped cream on it then eat it

whipped cream pie tastes good

whipped cream pie by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm, May 3, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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