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Whale Whore 

A Whale Whore is a premiscuous girl who lures a nice, timid boy out whale watching. He'll agree because the activity is safe and boring, but, little does he know... as soon as the boat leaves the dock the whale whore begins an aggressive seduction.
- Janice invited me whale watching this weekend.
- Are you gonna go?
- No.... she's a total whale whore.
Whale Whore by Scientist Jones July 12, 2010
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Whale whore 

A "girl" who resembles a whale in both weight and looks, who flings herself at multiple men, hoping that if she has sex with them they will forget the fact that she is crushing them with her weight
whale whore=
1. Fat prostitutes

2. many girls from my school
Whale whore by whorehater2 November 17, 2010

Whale Whore 

noun; whale whore: term used to describe a 'vegan fag' who tries to act badass but in reality is just an attention whore.
The reality show Whale Wars has been renamed Whale Whores by the geniuses behind South Park. The captain is a perfect example of a hippy trying to act badass but doesn't actually do anything badass.

"Wow, that liberal protester is such a whale whore."

"That whale whore should just go away, nobody wants to listen to their whining and he isn't convincing anybody."
Whale Whore by guywithabrain November 3, 2009

Whale Whore 

An obese person who steals your Canadian and fornicates in your Bat Cave.
I can't believe he did the nasty with that Whale Whore! And In our Bat Cave too!!! Candians these days.
Whale Whore by 1 second warrior November 20, 2006

whale whore 

when a person, normally female, is very whorish and goes after more than 10 guys at a time
OR:
a huge whore
"i made out with tom this weekend"
"isn't this the 7th guy you've made out with this week?"
"yeah"
"you're such a whale whore"
whale whore by Moosey Poo April 19, 2008

Whale Whore 

A girl who constantly goes after guys who are the size of ginormous whales.
Denny: “Did you hear about Sarah dating that sweaty looking fat fuck named Taylor? He is light years out of that girls league.

Frank: “That is what’s known as a whale whore.”
Whale Whore by Deathman173 January 22, 2018

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."