The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

The Westford Waffle Sandwich by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

Westwood Goodbye 

The act of falling asleep while receiving fellatio. It is the antithesis of a Brentwood Hello.

That chick sucked my dick last night, but she was so bad that I ended up giving her a Westwood Goodbye.

Westwood Goodbye by Eighteen Dummy August 25, 2016

Westwood Studios 

A now-defuncted video game company which was, in the end, purchased by an aggressive bidding by EA Games/Electronic Arts. They created games that impressed players and critics alike, such as Command & Conquer, Nox, Lands of Lore, and Dune. Their last known game was Command & Conquer: Renegade(2002).

"Man, it's too bad EA bought out Westwood Studios."
"Yeah. . . I was hoping for a Red Alert 3 or Tiberian Twilight."

Westwood Studios by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

Westward Hole 

Las Vegas slang for the Westward Ho Casino - so named for its dumpy, scummy appearance and clientele.

We walked into Westward Hole for the 5 cent coffee, but left quickly when we saw all the grubby dirtbags hanging out there.

Westward Hole by Fast Bobby January 21, 2004

Westwood online 

One of the greatest existing places to play online games....for 5 more days at least until EA destroys it.

Westwood online was the place to be on Wednesday. Then EA showed up and everyone left.

Westwood online by Pujols005 October 12, 2005

Westwood High School 

High school in Austin, Texas. 99% of the population is azn and the school is therefore highly competitive. It is impossible to make good grades. The school also intitutes the IB program, another form of torture.

They don't tell you this, but the teachers are really aliens. One specific teacher, Mrs. Hunt, is the devil in disguise.

Oh, the other 1% of students are comprised of stoners, jocks, wanna be asians, gamers, and losers in general.

"Oh you go to Westwood? You're gonna get pwn3d."

Westwood High School by own3d loser April 29, 2005

westford academy

the public high school in westford, massachusetts. it boasts a pretty competitive college-bound atmosphere, so there's pressure to get involved with extracurriculars and sports. it definitely has its cliques, but they can blend pretty easily with one another; there aren't any turf wars or anything like that. good-looking girls, pretty successful sports teams, and 96% of its graduates go on to college, and 1% into armed services. so, if you aren't planning on going to college, you're in the minority. the mascot is the grey ghost, which sounds kind of lame, but is pretty unique. at least its not the freaking raiders or warriors, which everyone else seems to be. the football team usually loses to acton-boxborough on thanksgiving, except for 2005, when they won 7-6 in the snow. that was sweet. the staff at WA is pretty good, you can tell they care about the students.

dude, she goes to westford academy.
she must have some hot friends!

yeah, i graduated from WA. i go to harvard.

westford academy by landon g January 1, 2007