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I Love You Way More 

I love you way more means Nate loves Lisa Way More than she could ever imagine!

Me: I love you Lisa
Her: I love you more
Me: That's not possible
Her: Yes it is
Me: Nope it says it in the urban dictionary
I Love You Way More by Bige5555 January 11, 2017

Grab WAY more ass day 

April 14th Is grab way more ass day! You thought we were done? NOPE think again
Yo! Today is Grab way more ass day!

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake 

A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.

People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).

Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...

2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...

3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!

*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.

Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.

There is more than one way to bake a pi. 

A geeky way of saying that one can derive the value of π from different methods, whose approximated values could be obtained from fractions or formulas.
Just as there are many ways to skin a mathematical cat, there is more than one way to bake a pi.

more than one way to skin a cat 

A phrase implying that there are several methods with which one can remove the outer layer known as skin off of a Domesticated Felis Catus also known as a cat.
Winston: I skinned a cat with a knife.
Joseph: I skinned a cat with my bare hands.
Roberto: Well fellas, I guess theres more than one way to skin a cat.

There's more than one way to skin a cat 

If you can't complete your task one way, you find another way.
I can't find my pencil sharpener so I'll use a knife. There's more than one way to skin a cat.