water park wet 

The act of juices flowing uncontrollably from a woman's genitalia.

Blain got that girl water park wet!!

water park wet by The hung October 23, 2013

Water Park Creep 

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."

Water Park Creep by OperationOposition April 30, 2009

Water Park Girl 

If she a water park girl then she probably live in Arizona or Nevada, is ugly to mediocre, sucks off guys in movie theatre bathrooms, gives handies in community jacuzzis that aren't her's, loves the movie Triple Dog, has a best friend shaped like the mystery yogurt in your grandmas fridge, constantly looks like she's about to walk into her 8th grade dance, has a water proof iPhone case, can often be found with a juicy drop pop, and frequents the water park EVERY weekend

Todd: Daaaaamn, Britney is sooooo hot bro
Damian: Nah bruh, she a water park girl
Todd: Whats that mean?
Damian: It mean stay away

Water Park Girl by Cobi June 19, 2016

Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park

"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."

Water Park Flu by OcularBurns November 22, 2020

water park chicken tenders

Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand

“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”

“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”

water park chicken tenders by Birkin Lewen September 30, 2022

ghetto water park 

Letting the water out of the fire hydrant on your block on a hot summer day as a means of cooling off. This is often done in poor urban "ghetto" areas because nobody in the projects wants to spend 20 bucks to go to great america or six flags or wherever.

Fred: It's really hot out, you wanna go to raging waters?

Tom: Naw, I don't have any money and I've got a better idea.

*Opens fire hydrant*

Fred: Woot! A ghetto water park!

ghetto water park by AK_CALI January 6, 2012

chunky water park 

when someone puts a tube filled with a shaven hamster into another persons asshole and then vomits into the tube.

i totally gave that hooker a chunky water park

chunky water park by chef bizzatchi October 29, 2011