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Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.
"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"
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Viking War horn 

When a man braids large beads into his beard, inserts them into someones anus, and preforms oral sex on them.
"I gave Stacy the Viking War horn last night, that's why i shaved."
Viking War horn by Lazarus_Coal August 30, 2022

Horn War 

Trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood.
"I cramped up amidst a horn war."
Horn War by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

warhorny 

To be in a state of excitation about the prospect of playing a pcw or scrim game with one's friends. Commonly used in Counterstrike, Enemy Territory and the Battlefield series of games.
Drone: I'm warhorny right now, up for some action?
Nex: Hell yeh! I'll search for a 5v5, you get the rest on.
Drone: Sexy.
warhorny by Drone_101 April 3, 2009

Warhorny 

An Adjective used to describe one who is so unsightly thirsty for combat that they deny all logic, reason, and tactical thought simply to engage in the act of fighting, despite how unreasonable the situation may be.
The Warhorny man rushed into the knife fight unarmed.
Warhorny by TitanOfTheSnow January 28, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026