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vote 4 pedro 

If you vote 4 Pedro, all your wildest dreams will come true.
He's got a sweet bike, he's good at hooking up with chicks, and he's the only guy in school with a mustache.
vote 4 pedro by Pedro Sanchez March 11, 2005

vote 4 pedro 

If you vote for Pedro, all your wildest dreams will come true.
He's got a sweet bike, good at hooking up with chicks, and he's the only guy in school with a Mustache.

vote for pedro 

An article of clothing (usually a t-shirt) that is yet another trail-off piece of merchandise the creators and affiliates of Napoleon Dynamite are using to suck the largest amount of money possible out of what's left of their film.
Look at Rachelle. She bought a 'vote for pedro' shirt on our Ottawa trip. Bitch.

VotePedro 

A blanket promise that covers all scenarios with the famed ' and all your wildest dreams will come true' from Napoleon Dynamite; 1) an idea often espoused by marketers who don't know what they are selling; 2) an inherent promise in a mating ritual
1) The marketing team pulled a VotePedro again. Looks like they promised things that aren't actually possible or coherent.

2) Watch. He's going to VotePedro her after one more drink. Her eyes are already getting glassy. Soon she'll think all her wildest dreams will come true.
VotePedro by untrackedpseudonym October 21, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026