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van vleck highschool

filled of rich white boys that are so immature for their age only talk to girls to bang, you can walk into any bathroom and catch a person juuling. principles don’t expect girls to do it but little do they know we do it the most. principals are wack teachers are wack students are wack. more worried about dress code then actual education. but for real our boys sports are raw. the girls program is sad.
person: “hey where are you from”
me: “sadly i’m from van vleck highschool
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Van Vleck 

Town in Texas. Located in Matagorda county. About an hour from Houston, TX. Home of Charles Austin, Olympic Gold Medalist. Town has one stop light. It does have its own elementary, middle and high schools.

Also known as VV, V2 or Little Hollywood!!

Has the best country parties ever!!
We can party in the pasture at my house in Van Vleck!!
Van Vleck by heavery March 6, 2009
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Veckatimest 

Grizzly Bear album will change your life, unless you're a fucking retard.
Guy #1: Hey, have you heard Veckatimest yet?
Guy #2: No, I don't like Grizzly Bear.
Guy #1: Fuck you! You fucking retard! Fuuuuuuuuck yoooouuuuuuu!
Veckatimest by merson July 7, 2011

van der Vlerk 

To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
Man, poor Barry. Those girls really pulled a van der Vlerk on him.

van der Vlerk by Duck Newland April 21, 2008
A website for business owners to avoid potentially difficult customers and a means of reporting them if the business has already dealt with them.

It's an alternative to costly credit reporting agencies that are not used by many businesses. Veckle is an affordable way to get qualitative information of peoples payment histories as well as how easy or difficult they are to work with.
"This guy wants me to put a new roof on his house, i'm going to veckle him to see what there is on him"

"Man I'm never going to get that $200 bucks Joe Customer owes me for fixing his AC unit, i'm going to veckle him so nobody else has to go through this!"
Veckle by Spardelf February 24, 2009

Vreckles 

Freckles located on or in the Vaginal area
Mary's vagina, whilst large, was attractively sprinkled with Vreckles
Vreckles by Kilo-6 June 14, 2014
That starry veck's real slow, yea?
veck by Ilianivich March 15, 2003