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Pole vaulter 

A pole vaulter is a woman who uses sex to climb the corporate ladder.
Person 1: "this new girl is pretty hot"
Person 2: "you're not the only one that thinks so...apparently she's already fucking the boss"
Person 1: "wow, not even working here a week and already banging the boss...what a pole vaulter"
Pole vaulter by Little donkey April 23, 2014

Backwards pole vaulter 

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"

Pole Vaulter 

(noun)- men or women who like to run with really long poles, cram them into holes, grip and rip their way to nosebleed heights, only to come back down to earth while wearing the skimpiest shorts ever. Theese people tend to be the hottest in the world.
Did you see that guy just pole vault? He beat the record and jumped 15 feet.

Damn that pole vauter is sexyyyyy!

A pole vaulters life is about getting high....vertically.
Pole Vaulter by awesomeninja22 August 2, 2009
The Local Dealer, pretty much the most off-the-wall guy you'll find, despite him not owning Vans. If you need something illlegal hes your guy, he'll have mostly everything in the pocket opposite his dominate hand. This ranges from cigarettes to weed and/or crack cocain.
Jesus, that Valters sure is high!

What has Valters now taken?
Valters by IncorrectInformation August 25, 2020

isak valtersen 

Isak Valtersen is the most amazing, beautiful and important baby in the whole world.
He is sweet and strong and he deserves all the beautiful things that the universe can make.
He is a fucking masterpiece and can u believe he invented being a little gay.
Isak Valtersen is love, Isak Valtersen is life
x: is that guy Isak Valtersen?
me: shit no he is Isak mylife Valtersen
isak valtersen by padvalecki June 21, 2017

pole vaulter 

a girl that sleeps around alot
Tim: man mike, that Ashley is hot
Mike: yeah, but i heard she's a pole vaulter
Tim: yeah, isn't it true she's been with half the football team?
pole vaulter by pb phoot September 15, 2009