Mr.Vargas

Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!

Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?

Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.

Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019

feliciano vargas 

An Italian man who is obsessed with pasta and a German man named Ludwig.

Feliciano Vargas: Ludwig!!!!! I love you more than pasta!!!!!!
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.

feliciano vargas by Hetalian person July 4, 2016

lovino vargas 

The human name of Romano from the anime Axis Powers: Hetalia

Hetalian 1: Romano is my favorite character!!
Hetalian 2: I know right! I love Lovino Vargas <3

lovino vargas by Hetalian413 November 6, 2015

Vargasm 

An orgasm only better

Man that girl was so hot i just had a vargasm in my pants!

Vargasm by THE MASTER-09 April 2, 2009

vergasada 

A vulgar Spanish word that combines the vulgar word for penis, "verga" (VAIR-guh) and the normal word for barbecued meat, "asada" (uh-SAH-da) to mean "cockmeat." It can often be used to fool basic Spanish speakers.

Mark: Hey Jim, do you like vergasada?
Jim: Uh, oh ya, I think that I ate that last week.
Mark: HAHA! You ate cockmeat!

vergasada by Doyputasos August 25, 2011

gary vargas 

Gary Vargas, current CEO of the LEGAL Company, is a Mexican Muslim whom now lives in Chernobyl theme park. Gary Vargas is a homeschool dropout at age 12. He was later bought over by Legal company for $6.9 in 11 of September 2001. He climbed up the ranks of the legal company from Assistant Janitor to CEO.

Gary Vargas lost the Godly election to Yewliam Willoong Shakesding!

gary vargas by Yewliam Willoong Shakesding April 21, 2020

vagasaurus rex 

the greatest of all the ginasaurs.

John, quit being a vagasaurus rex, and go get that bitches number. FAG!

vagasaurus rex by The Chase R Rogers January 18, 2008