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useyourcondoms 

Useyourcondoms is the name of an Instagram spam page of a gay man that obsesses over straight men
Betty: Did you see Zack’s recent story?
Amelia: Yea it was such a Useyourcondoms post
useyourcondoms by lexiarie December 26, 2019
A massive pimp who gets ass every weekend from the hottest chicks at the parties.
Guy 1: "Hey whered Jeff go?"

Guy 2: "I think he's upstairs with those two hot blonds."

Guy 1: "He's such an Usry!"
Usry by Gotta love an Usry April 26, 2009
A relationship where one person is the "user" and the other person is the "usee". Typical useries are disguised as friendships, marriages or business partnerships.
I thought I was married but it turned out I was in a usery for all she wanted was a roof over her head and a charge card in her hand.

My business went under because I didn't realize I was in a usery. My so-called partner took half the profits and did none of the work.
Usery by SeaNimph July 22, 2012
It relates to a pussy and is when someone is being a pussy and will not do something or is being prude with a girl and when a guy has a girlfriend you can call his girlfriend his ussey.
1.) Hey Earl, stop being such a ussey and get some.
2.) Cito is so ussey whipped by Melanie.
Ussey by Johnnie Boyzzz November 2, 2011

useyourcondom 

funny meme page/STD testing center but i think u have to be gay to get some of the jokes
her: have you seen useyourcondom on instagram?
me: yes but i don’t get this post because i’m straight
(n.)
an asshole that has been "unnaturally" stretched out
When you go to jail, you are bound to get a huge usry
usry by Alex Mulino January 30, 2008