unexplained bacon 

Bacon of mysterious origin. First seen in a Simpsons episode.

Mmmmm... Unexplained bacon.

unexplained bacon by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003

Unexplained Ball Pain 

a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s testicle(s). The origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue balls. The only cure currently known is masturbation.

Sorry, I’m such a jerk today, Unexplained Ball Pain.

Unexplained Ball Pain by Melvin5000 June 2, 2010

Unexplained lightning powers 

Example 1: A fictional character with unreasonable amounts of power, ability, or skill. As stated by the name, they are usually unexplained, yet on the off-chance may be. If they are explained, the explanation is lacking or downright retarded.

Example 2: A sudden burst in might, whether literal, political, or otherwise.

Derived from a Metal Gear Solid flash that joked about Volgin at times, poking fun at his control over lightning.

Well here comes Mr. Gary Sue and his fuckin' unexplained lightning powers. Say bye to your characters, guys.

Those were some unexplained lightning powers Hitler whipped out of his ass.

Unexplained lightning powers by Phineas1337 December 18, 2009

Unexplained Bruises 

Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.

No wonder Karen's smiling so brightly this morning. Have you seen all of her unexplained bruises?

Unexplained Bruises by Monty_Pythons August 5, 2009

unxplanation 

An explanation that is so bad at illustrating its point that the listener comes away from it knowing even less.

I was having trouble with integrals in calculus and asked my teacher for help. His unxplanation set my progress back by at least a week.

unxplanation by Andrew C. L. August 11, 2010

unexplainable autism 

Unexplainable Autism is a way more worse and aggressive autism at this stage Your autistic child/adult maybe already be rapidly clenching both their hands and painting sticks such as the Mitchell Lim Chit Zen

Hey this boy who is named Mitchell Lim Chit Zen is having such a Unexplainable Autism

unexplainable autism by Who_U? January 1, 2019

Unexplained pancakes 

The misreading of a word that results in the person reading it to see it as a completely unrelated word from its original subject.

Example: "Have you ever had unexplained pancakes? I mean, pancreatitis."

Unexplained pancakes by GuymanZz January 24, 2017