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United High School Magnet 

A magnet school of a few hundred students within the larger United High School. The school's electives are built around engineering. Magnet students are not an even cross section of United High School, however. First, most magnet students are intelligent and know fluent English, a rarity in the city of Laredo. Everyone in magnet also seems to get along well, another uncommon occurrence.

Most Magnet classes are difficult. They are much more difficult than "regular"/"non-magnet" high school courses but are weighted the same as them. There are, of course, classes like ECAD, with their, um, rather unique curriculum and reputation.

Teachers at the magnet have a reputation for being bad ass. They make their class difficult, but in style.

Overall, the whole magnet experience is enjoyable. It is the place to go in Laredo for the best academic program with plenty of fun in it.
Typical conversation the United High School Magnet is referenced in:

Student: I'm the United High School valedictorian. I have a GPA of 106 out of 100.

Anyone Else: What was your SAT score?

Student: An 1850 on the 2400 scale.

Anyone Else: Oh, you must be non-magnet. See, magnet students have harder classes and, thus, lower GPAs but way higher SAT/ACT/AP scores than you.
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United Township High School 

United Township High School other wise known as UT cant spell slUT without UT in it. A school with the white kids who wanna be black so bad that they gang bang and try to act black. then you got the actual gang bangers watch out for them. Fights happened at least once a month (mostly in the bathrooms) it’s fun to watch just don’t get caught recording or you’ll get suspended. bitches love to skip here and it’s very easy. bitches are also WAY to friendly they switch up faster than you can even say the schools name. If you want your school days to be interesting then come to UT it’s very exiting.
Did you hear another fight happened at United Township High School

United South High School

United South High school,An amazing school with beatiful people
No, Just kidding.
The school houses about 98% Hispanic
And about 2% Other.
It has a dictator-ship Principle.
That NO ONE appreciates, Or even KNOWS the good hes doing.
Everyone hates their classes,skips, and smokes.
And the bathrooms have poop on the walls.
Because the students are too immature to clean themselves.
The stupid part is the sports.
We claim to be the best.
But theres no funding for Academic teams.
and we SUCK at sports.
Personally, I hate that mentality.
And I Hate the people.
And I hate the restroom.
Look at a gas station restroom.
and you'll know how the restrooom at United South High school looks like,.

United South Central High School 

you U S C united we stand. A school were the jock and the burn outs PLAN a fight at lunch. Where the prettiest girl turns out to have a burn book that she keeps in her locker for others to find. A place where you can tease the teachers and not get a detenion but say ur gay, retarded or go to the bathroom to long and end up having to serve a lunch detention and eating a flipping cheese sandwich. A school where you casually walk late into a class and the teachers dont say anything but when its someone they dont like they get in trouble. Where every guy is a closet case gay because they think its fun to grope each other. USC is an esay place to tell the jocks from the nerds, the preppy (to god damn happy) girls from the not so preppy ones, and the drama freaks from the druggies. Some how we all are the same when it comes to some kind of illegal activity. Small town community where everyone knows everyone and everything about them. Hard to not have the word spread about you when theres a town gossiper in every family.
"Finding a burn book is so United South Central High Schoolish"
"You know who had a good football season USC"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026