undouched poopsex

undouched poopsex is anal sex with no enema first. the phrase comes from undouched, which in this phrase is analagous with a vaginal douche; and poopsex, the likely result. in undouched poopsex, a man fucks an ass that is not first cleaned out by use of an enema, resulting in poopchunks on the dicktip.

last night i got some undouched poopsex. he didnt take an enema first, so after i fucked him, my dick was all brown with corn and nuts and brown chunks so i made him suck the poopchunks off my dicktip.

undouched poopsex by badmachine April 27, 2008

undouchey 

The act on NOT being a douche bag. Typically given to a person who is naturally a douche bag but on rare occasions takes a break.

That's very undouchey of him

undouchey by ihatemetzgar June 19, 2010

undoucheable

A guy who is so nice/clean you can't hate him for getting a girl. The opposite would be a douche who gets a girl he dosen't deserve.

"I really like ___, but this dude is pretty sweet to her, he is undoucheable"

undoucheable by Chris March 27, 2005

undouchify 

1) To undo the douchness upon a douche, on the condition that this is scientifically, physically, emotionally, logistically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, geographically, humanly possible.

2) To make a douche less of a douche.

gurl: my bf is such a douche
boi: hmmmm, how much of a douche is he?
gurl: 51% douche
boi: that's majority maaaayne
gurl: yeah, I need to undouchify him because me love him loooong time and want his 47 babies

undouchify by dnaboa November 25, 2011