Schrödinger's Ugly Mom

Schrödinger's ugly Mom is when you insult someone's mother's appearance, while also stating that you had sex with their mother.

Guy: "Your mom said I was good enough for her last night."
Me: "Didn't you also say she was an ugly disease ridden hag?"
Guy: "Yes...?"
Me: "Schrödinger's ugly Mom bro."

Schrödinger's Ugly Mom by Bob Antonym May 3, 2026

Ur Mom Ugly 

A term which is often used to tell somebody that his/her mother is not good-looking.

Jim:"Yo Ron, Ur Mom Ugly"
or
Jimmy:"U a Garen main?!, Ur Mom Ugly"

Ur Mom Ugly by Tasty Virus February 20, 2018

ugly baby moment

From the Seinfeld episode in the Hamptons when Elaine first sees her friend's baby in the crib ... her reaction is scrunched face and exclaims, "ewww." Afterwards she tells Jerry she couldn't look, that the baby looks like a pekingese, he saw baby too and says there is too much water in that gene pool, hysterically funny!

Anytime you see someone who is ugly and it really takes you aback you're having an ugly baby moment.

ugly baby moment by TrinityBB October 17, 2011

Your momma is ugly

self exlpanitory..

your momma is...umm ugly

Your momma is ugly by Bob The Builder August 3, 2003