Two Lane Highway 

When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off.

"Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."

Two Lane Highway by This Guy made it up April 1, 2009

Two Lane Way Piss

When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.

This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!

Two Lane Way Piss by HyperDunks November 21, 2010

Two Lane Highway 

When a man is in the processing of fucking a woman and fingering her with two fingers at the same time.

"Dude, that girl Katie is so loose I slipped in the Two Lane Highway last night then bitch slapped her and spit in her face.....she loved it."

Two Lane Highway by Numero Two January 20, 2009

two lane jane 

A girl that will do a number of sexual favors while on the highway

You'll never guess that Cynthia is a two lane Jane the best part is I didn't even have to take her to the house dropped her off on Broadway and 3rd

two lane jane by Mandc2002 May 26, 2017

tubby two lanes 

A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.

Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.

tubby two lanes by chode bone April 1, 2007

swerve two lanes 

verb - to be so gangster; cops are always after you so you're always running.

"known as the boss, I swerve two lanes." - Chevey Ridin High, Rick Ross

swerve two lanes by Chris McGrath December 10, 2006