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Two birds on a wire 

Two best friends. Please cherish each other, you may not always have each other. I miss my bird.

“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.
Lola: What are we?
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.

Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.

Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.

Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.
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two birds one stone 

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once
Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

Two Birds, One Bone 

Slang for a mff type threesome. Nearly every man's fantasy.
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".
Two Birds, One Bone is fun fun fun!

get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

Kill two birds with one stone 

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.

Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.
Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.
Word of the Day on March 11, 2018

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".
"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."