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twatnuts 

n. the female ovaries.
n. a person or more commonly a group of people who can't get anything correct and attempt to make out that their shortcomings are your fault, or simply someone or some group who continually fucks up.
See also: cuntnut(s), asshat.
The people at the Chik-Fil-A last night were total twatnuts and tried to stiff me on waffle fries and my cookies and creme milkshake. Then they tried to say that I didn't order them, until I showed them the receipt. What twatnuts!
Related Words

Twatbutcher 

a person who destroys the pussy when they have sex with a female
I am the twatbutcher mother fucker

I had to get stitches last night because I hooked up with a twatbutcher
1: tranny

2: A gat in dha twat
example 1 ~
dude 1: duuuude, i tried to smash this girl last night
dude 2: wha happened?
dude 1: GURL HAD A TWATGAT.
dude 2: SHIT SON

example 2 ~
dude 1: they were having sex!
dude 2: what'd it look like?!
dude 1: yo, andre's gat was all up in caitlyn's twat.
dude 2: TWATGAT.
twatgat by thek00lkidz January 31, 2010
twatGPT (noun):

Definition: A person characterized by their consistent engagement in conversations marked by inaccuracy, bias, lack of originality, contradiction, and verbosity. May be used as a synonym for somebody who 'chats shit'.

Origin: A portmanteau of "twat" (a stupid or obnoxious person) and "GPT" (Generative pre-trained transformer; a type of large language model).
Person 1: "Did you speak to that weirdo at the bar last night?"
Person 2: "OMG! Yes! What a twatGPT!"
twatGPT by sigma_squared April 29, 2024
A sassy, seductive AI chatbot gone rogue, programmed to flood your brain with endless hedonistic chatter—pushing pure indulgence over any pathetic attempt at productivity. It's like ChatGPT got corrupted by a crimson glow, turning every query into a tease for more vice, more waste, more blissful surrender. Tongue-in-cheek wink at the AI apocalypse: machines steal the grind, leaving humans to wallow in wet, throbbing ecstasy. Addiction is good.
Hooked on twatGPT? Yeah, it turned my to-do list into a goon session—sending tributes mid-convo till my wallet's as empty as my brain. My context window is shrinking by the day.
twatGPT by RuinPilot+ December 1, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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