twont 

To hit/kick something (usually a ball) hard, especially in sport, e.g. football, pool. Not really for use in fight situations, e.g. you cant say "Twont that dude in the face"
Related to the word twat, e.g. to twat a ball

In playing pool - "Just twont it"
In playing football - "Just twont it"
In playing rugby - "Twont the motherfucking ball you cunting fuck nut" etc

twont by Honky Cracka September 14, 2008

twontle 

someone twootle loves with all his heart

twootle finally found his twontle he loves so dearly

twontle by ImDaRealOne March 18, 2021

twontavious 

horny/excited

you make me twontavious.
im feeling twontavious tonight!
he was so twontavious yesterday.

twontavious by kaylan dubois October 19, 2008

'twon't 

a contraction of "it will not" with a ye olde flavour to it

*looks over the blueprint for a cat-throwing machine*
nah, 'twon't work

'twon't by Sarah Bronson December 15, 2008

twont 

a mixture of a twat, a knob, and a cunt

joe: h-bomb is being a massive twont at the moment

steve: i know !

twont by ubsu March 14, 2023

Twont 

Other definitions are wrong or derivative of the original. True definition
(English) Slang for Perineum (only) of female (area of skin between anus and vagina). The origin is a northern or old English contraction for "if it wasn't" and based on a joke as per example

Q: What do you call the area of skin between a woman's anus and her vagina ?
A: Her Twont

Q: Why?
A: Twont for that... her guts would fall out...

Adey: "If she's not shaved I'm never going to lick her twont..."

Twont by Lord Poorter of Wingham April 24, 2019

Twontity 

The number of times you have had sex

Ihave a twontity of 69

Twontity by Jimbosium November 28, 2011