General Tso's Revenge 

1. Noun. A stomach and lower intestinal tract condition incurred after eating too much/too greasy Chinese food. Often results in less than solid stool movements, aka shitsplosions.
2. The Chinese version of Montezuma's Revenge

Panda Express offers its customers free General Tso's Revenge after each meal.

General Tso's Revenge by Jaceph866 January 31, 2009

general tso's chicken 

Deep-fried chicken pieces in a sweet, tangy sauce. Served at Chinese restaurants in North America but nonexistent in China itself.

I went to China but they didn't have General Tso's chicken, so I came back home.

general tso's chicken by Myl0 December 15, 2011

general tso's chicken 

A popular Chinese take out dish made of chicken glazed in a sweet and salty sauce.

Often confused with the similar but different kung pow chicken.

I had general tso's chicken for dinner last night.

general tso's chicken by richardc020 August 24, 2010

General Tso's Fury 

the expulsion of severe diarrhea several hours after eating General Tso's Chicken; a ska band centralized in Northeast Florida

"Dude, I went to the Chinese buffet last night, and man, I got hit with General Tso's Fury as soon as I got home."

"General Tso's Fury has an awesome horn line, but they write weird songs."

General Tso's Fury by DeevoHugs September 9, 2011

General Tso's cat 

commonly substituted for the chinese food dish known as 'General Tso's chicken' in some lower end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence of several live traps in the back alley. some of these may contain a cat, raccoon, or small dog, awaiting their newfound destiny as a cleverly disguised menu item.

'hi, i'll have the teriyaki dog, an order of pigeon fingers, and the General Tso's cat.'

General Tso's cat by carlton berry September 8, 2007

tsos 

The onomatopoeic, hypothetical sound of a fluctuating anus during coitus. Heavy emphasis must be made on the 'so' creating the sound 'tsauce' with the t being sounded as in the word 'today'.

"You should have seen the Tsos on my bitch yesterday!"

tsos by Chazl March 13, 2008

Tsosie'd 

When someone Friend Zones you after you discover they have several other relationships.

Tsosie'd: "Be careful with them, they may pull a Tsosie"

Tsosie'd by The colonizer March 6, 2022