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thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"
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Thomasville 

The city where the mullet never died. Where squatted trucks signal the biggest pricks in the high school. The rednecks are gangster and the junkies live and die in Walmart parking lot.
Steer clear of the Walmart in Thomasville today they found a couple this time.
Thomasville by bg80 October 15, 2019

Trumpville, USA 

A fictional town where everyone in it is blonde, moneyed, and painfully stupid.
That couple looks like they came straight outta Trumpville, USA.

Trollville 

A neighborhood made up of mostly married, fat, unattractive, bitter wives who have nothing better to do than to gossip, hate on, pick apart, the single, attractive Goddess next door.
(Trollville), (Trolltown), (Troll City), (Troll Valley)
Trollville by akselsmom March 30, 2011

Thomasville 

The land where its infested with treeshes, and fake gangsters are as common as heroin addicts in florida
Thomasville is ghetto as fuck
Thomasville by Truth100k March 25, 2021

trumpville

United states of America
person 1: Are you from America?
Person 2: No, im from Trumpville
trumpville by ADino(look it up) February 9, 2017

Toonaville 

"Hey bro I heard that you go to Toonaville, how is it there?"
"It's alright our football team kinda sucks though."
Toonaville by Br@veBulldog January 12, 2025